wednesday, february 01, 2006
Vegetarian Oedipus Complex
I had a dream last night that my friend and I were trying to breed puppies, so we had to obtain spinach and dog eggs. I bought the spinach, but the dog eggs were a bit difficult to find. We went into a sketchy part of the city and bought them from a prostitute. Then I wasn’t sure how spinach and dog eggs put together would produce dog tadpoles, but the friend told me that we just had to put them in tinfoil and keep the mixture warm (duh).
Which has nothing to do with the following happy bowl of salad.
comments (3)
Hey! That's _my oedipus complex_!
– Douglas Thrift on 2/2/2006 01:59:16
There is something wonderfully wrong with you.
– Phil on 2/2/2006 12:55:04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHYOUWINBESTDREAMEVER IM GONNA DIE
– LIZZY on 2/2/2006 19:38:19
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