tuesday, april 13, 2004
browsing the collective unconscious
what kind of .txt files do people share on a p2p network? is there anything interesting to read? i imagined some secret bbs-like thing going on, people exchanging crazy files…or maybe just a bunch of readmes and software cracks.
i fired up my faithful accomplice and found out. i searched for “txt” a few times and i had a sample of 853 things. good enough.
this is what i found:
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- ebooks. some stephen king, some robert heinlein. a bunch of h. p. lovecraft. a tom clancy or two. a cookbook from 1894. a bit of edgar allan poe.
 - 111 readme files.
 - song lyrics (rolling stones and korn).
 - 13 cd keys/cracks.
 - a few game cheats.
 - a bunch of mysterious person@host.com.txt files.
 - 32 files named desc.txt.
 - an assortment of EULAs. 9, to be exact.
 - xxx passwords.
 - the gnu gpl.
 - 26 license.txt files.
 - 11 placeholder.txt files.
 - 56 TXT.rtf files.
 - 9 “whatsnew” files. 1 “whatsold” file.
 - no ascii art.
 
and a whole lot of files with mysterious and weird names. i downloaded a couple dozen of the promising ones.
- 3x5.txt
 - guitar tabs for some inane song i’ve never heard of.
 - about crack.txt
 - installing a crack for macvcd. i have no idea what macvcd is. i figured this was about the drug.
 - alexthelooney@hotmail.com.txt
 - a chat log, in french. who the hell shares their chat logs? poor alex.
 - BarcodeFont.txt
 - a readme in german and english for a donation-ware font. i wonder what the font looks like.
 - Get every song you want here!.txt
 - awww, it just advertises a midi site.
 - heavy elephants.txt
 - a spoiler for some game with Greek and Norse soldiers.
 - hieracosphinx.txt
 - a quote from Oedipus Rex.
 - Kniting Text.txt
 - exactly what it says. enthusiastic basic information on knitting.
 - TXT.rtf
 - information about itunes in what appears to be dutch.
 - Wasabi_Overview.txt
 - about the app skinner, not the food.
 - YEAR2000.txt
 - also exactly what it says. things to know about the year 2000.
 
i could start a whole weblog of weird text files found on acquisition. maybe i will.
comments (2)
you think that a crack for a program is a drug? poor idiot...
– dirtyrado on 4/19/2004 12:16:19
haha, you misread my post like i misread the file. unlike you, i realized my mistake before publishing it.
– britta on 4/19/2004 21:17:09
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