wednesday, february 01, 2006
Vegetarian Oedipus Complex
I had a dream last night that my friend and I were trying to breed puppies, so we had to obtain spinach and dog eggs. I bought the spinach, but the dog eggs were a bit difficult to find. We went into a sketchy part of the city and bought them from a prostitute. Then I wasn’t sure how spinach and dog eggs put together would produce dog tadpoles, but the friend told me that we just had to put them in tinfoil and keep the mixture warm (duh).
Which has nothing to do with the following happy bowl of salad.
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tuesday, november 08, 2005
A smiling piece of food
Today’s metacreature is actually a burrito. Why?
Well, why not?
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saturday, january 01, 2005
For no good reason, a vulture
If I made metacreatures T-shirts, would anyone buy them? They would be colored shirts with a metacreature on the front. I’m not sure which creature. I’m not sure how I’d make the shirts. They’d be priced at however much it cost me. It would just be cool to have random people around the world walking around with metacreatures on their shirts.
Two things that made me laugh:
“…And I pronounce ‘OS X’ as ‘OS X’.”
“I wrote some norse death metal rap earlier today”
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monday, july 12, 2004
Just a sheep
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monday, april 26, 2004
crossed with a proboscis baboon
(made on december 27, 2003.)
